Our society has become more disassociated and less personable. Although i am generally a quiet person by nature i still enjoy human interaction.
Want to lose weight fast! I have the perfect weight loss program that will work for you. It is a scientifically proven method. Now, i know you are saying Michael, how can that be possible. I have tried pills, hunger strikes, the ice cream diet.They all claimed to work but i became fatter and my bank account shrunk. Well pull up a chair my friend and i will let you on a little secret that i discovered while i was in Ukraine. I tried and true method which best of all is free. Grab a raw piece of pork, which i hate by the way, and one crazy Ukrainian woman, and a chef that hates Americans. Mix all of them together and you get food poisoning. Yes you heard it correctly, Food poisoning The fast and painful way to lose 20 lbs in two weeks. If done properly you may even continue to lose weight as your desire for food completely disappears as you need to starve the worm to death which has grown fatter in your stomach..Thanks uncooked pork, you are the greatest! Your friends and family will be amazed when they hear that you blacked out and woke up on the floor in a pool of your own vomit.. Just remember to say thanks to Michael as the mere sight of food now disgusts you. The pounds of fat and muscle will melt away. You will become slimmer and more appreciative of vegetarians.
Arg...i cant sleep. 1:40 AM and my mind wont turn off.